How to brainwash your child

Jesse is absolutely retarded over the Dallas Cowboys. He is convinced that Maximus will end up playing for them as their quarterback. He's even admitted that if Max plays on another team, I will be the only one on his side cheering him on if they're playing the Cowboys. Sad, I know. Here's Max sleeping for the first time at home. Surrounded by Cowboys stuff, of course.

And here's Maximus on his changing table, with nothing to look at besides Cowboys stuff.Here's Maximus being reminded of which team he's going to play for after a bath.

Jesse decided to buy him his first football so Max will be ready to play (once he learns how to walk).

...and here's the trash can I painted by hand!