Handsomer's "Hurts"

We don't call scrapes and bruises "owies" like most people. We just call them "hurts". We wanted Maximus to not have a scrape on his body for the wedding. But sure enough, he falls on gravel during the rehearsal dinner and scrapes his forehead. Then he jumps off the back of the couch and hits the hutch behind it. The day after the wedding, he biffs it on the basketball court and cuts his forehead, nose and hand. He is so fair and now has THREE bumps on his forehead. Why?! Jesse thinks he's learning to run faster and I think he was really tired this weekend and got clumsy. Poor beat up kid.